This may be the closest that he gets.
A sex scandal may have prompted David Petraeus to resign from running the CIA last Friday, but the new Call of Duty predicts that he’s got a really bright future. The new first-person shooter features the former general as the Secretary of Defense in the year 2025, serving loyally to a female President who looks a whole lot like Hillary Clinton.
Read more about his appearance in the new Call of Duty game here.
Fuck this election. We’re looking toward the future. Clinton/Booker 2016. Hillary for prez; she holds it down on a global level. Cory Booker for veep; he’ll save your grandma from a burning house and then invite you over to chill, while quoting Frederick Douglass. America needs this now more than ever: Something amazing to look forward to. Look at that image by the incomparable Jim Cooke. Don’t you feel better already? Clinton/Booker 2016. Pass it on.
Oh, Sandy. Since Monday, Gawker Media has found a temporary for our sites on Tumblr and our staff at a few wonderful locations across the city. Here’s a sampling of our excellent Sandy coverage from the past few days, spread across all eight of our sites.