Lauren Rae Bertolini

Working to keep my life free of burned dinners. Social media manager at Gawker Media, quilter and cat mom.

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How did I miss this?

This may just be our Christmas photo.

This may be the closest that he gets. 

A sex scandal may have prompted David Petraeus to resign from running the CIA last Friday, but the new Call of Duty predicts that he’s got a really bright future. The new first-person shooter features the former general as the Secretary of Defense in the year 2025, serving loyally to a female President who looks a whole lot like Hillary Clinton.

Read more about his appearance in the new Call of Duty game here.

(via aatombomb)

jezebelcom:

 

Fuck this election. We’re looking toward the future. Clinton/Booker 2016. Hillary for prez; she holds it down on a global level. Cory Booker for veep; he’ll save your grandma from a burning house and then invite you over to chill, while quoting Frederick Douglass. America needs this now more than ever: Something amazing to look forward to. Look at that image by the incomparable Jim Cooke. Don’t you feel better already? Clinton/Booker 2016. Pass it on. 

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gawkercom:

Here’s a production still from the new Hunger Games movie. Kidding! Totally kidding: this is what the (second block of a six-block) line for one of the three Brooklyn - Manhattan shuttle buses looked like, as of about an hour ago. If you’re not walking to work today you’re probably not getting in. [photo by Virginia Laird]

This is why I’m staying put. 

jezebelcom:

Much-needed disaster relief from the feline community.


(Image by our own Jim Cooke, who is awesome.)

Meow meow meow meow. 

jezebelcom:

Unlike Dogshaming, the offending companion animals featured in CatShaming appear proud of what jerks they are. 

And make no mistake: cats are total assholes. 

via cat-shaming.

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Please click through to see some pretty devastating images from the aftermath of Sandy on Fire Island. The page is being updated fairly regularly with footage and photos.  

(via gawkercom)