This may be the closest that he gets.
A sex scandal may have prompted David Petraeus to resign from running the CIA last Friday, but the new Call of Duty predicts that he’s got a really bright future. The new first-person shooter features the former general as the Secretary of Defense in the year 2025, serving loyally to a female President who looks a whole lot like Hillary Clinton.
Read more about his appearance in the new Call of Duty game here.
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Fuck this election. We’re looking toward the future. Clinton/Booker 2016. Hillary for prez; she holds it down on a global level. Cory Booker for veep; he’ll save your grandma from a burning house and then invite you over to chill, while quoting Frederick Douglass. America needs this now more than ever: Something amazing to look forward to. Look at that image by the incomparable Jim Cooke. Don’t you feel better already? Clinton/Booker 2016. Pass it on.
Hey!
Here’s a production still from the new Hunger Games movie. Kidding! Totally kidding: this is what the (second block of a six-block) line for one of the three Brooklyn - Manhattan shuttle buses looked like, as of about an hour ago. If you’re not walking to work today you’re probably not getting in. [photo by Virginia Laird]
This is why I’m staying put.
Much-needed disaster relief from the feline community.
(Image by our own Jim Cooke, who is awesome.)
Meow meow meow meow.
Oh, Sandy. Since Monday, Gawker Media has found a temporary for our sites on Tumblr and our staff at a few wonderful locations across the city. Here’s a sampling of our excellent Sandy coverage from the past few days, spread across all eight of our sites.
This Amazing Time Lapse Video Shows Sandy’s Assault On New York And The Moment The Lights Went Out
Which Foods Are Safe to Keep After a Power Outage (and Which You Should Toss)
Why Can’t We Stop a Hurricane Before It Hits Us?
Why Salt Water in the Subway Is So Extremely Dangerous
New York City’s Displaced Rat Population Simply Cannot Wait to Give You the Bubonic Plague
“The Impact On Science Will Be Terrible”: Sandy’s Effect On NYU Hospital Is Worse Than You Think
But How Did Wall Street Execs Enjoy Their Hurrication?
A Grisly Question: Did NYC’s Subway-Dwelling ‘Mole People’ Get Out Alive?
Who’s ‘Winning’ the Hurricane?
Exploring New York In the Post-Sandy Pitch Black
Here Is Tomorrow’s Subway System
My Insane Hurricane Sandy Video, As Seen on The Weather Channel
Halloween, Sandy, and Pee on the LES
The MTA had a fool-proof system for preventing floodwaters from getting into the subway system
What caused this electrical substation to explode in Manhattan last night?
My Insane Hurricane Sandy Video, As Seen on The Weather Channel
Unlike Dogshaming, the offending companion animals featured in CatShaming appear proud of what jerks they are.
And make no mistake: cats are total assholes.
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Please click through to see some pretty devastating images from the aftermath of Sandy on Fire Island. The page is being updated fairly regularly with footage and photos.
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